“Look, folks, let me tell you, the flu, it’s really something. I’ve seen a lot of things, tremendous things, and I’ve had the flu—people say it’s the best flu. It’s really fantastic, believe me. It’s going around, but trust me, nobody handles the flu better than me, nobody. Some people, they’re worried about it, but I say, ‘What’s the big deal?’ We’ve got the best doctors, the best healthcare—you won’t even believe how great the treatments are. The flu? It’s just another challenge. And we’ll overcome it like we’ve overcome so many others. Tremendous job, folks. Tremendous flu!”

“LOOK FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE FLU, IT’S REALLY SOMETHING SPECIAL. I’VE SEEN A LOT OF FLUS—MANY FLUS, BIG FLUS, AND THIS ONE? YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT. IT’S A BEAUTY. PEOPLE SAY IT’S A ‘BAD FLU,’ BUT LET ME TELL YOU, NOBODY HANDLES THE FLU LIKE ME, NOBODY. SOME PEOPLE ARE PANICKING, THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, BUT I’M HERE TO TELL YOU, YOU DON’T NEED TO WORRY. WE HAVE THE BEST DOCTORS, THE BEST MEDICINES—THE BEST FLU MEDICINES YOU’VE EVER SEEN. THEY’RE GONNA BE GREAT. THE FLU’S GOING AROUND, IT’S TRUE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’RE GONNA KILL IT, WE’RE GONNA WIN AGAINST IT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THE FLU? IT’S NOTHING, JUST A LITTLE HICCUP. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’VE GOT THE BEST IMMUNE SYSTEM—SOME PEOPLE SAY IT’S UNSTOPPABLE. BELIEVE ME, WE’LL BE FINE. THE FLU? IT’S A HUGE WIN, FOLKS. A HUGE WIN!”