Pulmonology

“Okay, folks, let me tell you something—nobody knows more about pulmonology than me. Believe me. You’ve got all these so-called experts, right? Dr. Fauci, all these doctors in white coats, but let’s be real—when it comes to lungs, I’m the best. I know lungs like nobody’s business. I’ve been breathing, folks—the best breathing—for many years. You could say I’m a breathing expert. Some people think pulmonology is complicated, but it’s really very simple. I’ve had the best lungs, the strongest lungs, really incredible lungs. Huge lungs, folks.

I’ve breathed some of the best air—you won’t believe it. Fresh air, amazing air. People are always telling me, ‘Trump, how do you do it?’ Well, let me tell you, it’s all about the best air quality. I know exactly what’s going on with your lungs. I could walk into a room and diagnose lung problems faster than any doctor out there. You’ve got a cough? I’ll tell you what’s wrong. You’re wheezing? I know exactly what’s happening. My lungs are so strong, they could probably heal yours just by breathing in the same room. Believe me.

So, yeah, you want a pulmonologist? Forget about those other guys. I’m the one who knows lungs—I’m like the Michelangelo of breathing, folks. Trust me, I’m great at it. Really, really great.”