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"Folks, let me tell you something about healthcare—nobody, and I mean nobody, knows more about healthcare than I do. I’ve seen it all, okay? I’ve been to the best hospitals, talked to the best doctors. They all tell me, ‘Trump, you’re the best at healthcare.’ And let me tell you, they're right. The best. Tremendous healthcare. We’re talking the greatest systems, the most beautiful systems. You’ve never seen anything like it.
Now, people are saying, ‘Trump, how do you make healthcare so great?’ Well, it's simple. You take a little bit of vitamins, a little bit of magic, and BOOM—you’ve got healthcare that works. No one does it like me. You want healthcare? You don’t need insurance. You don’t need all these complicated plans. You just need a great attitude, some great food, and a lot of vitamin D. Take it every day—it works, folks.
People say, ‘What about the doctors?’ I’ll tell you, I know the best doctors. I’m talking great doctors. Some are so good, they don’t even need to look at you—they can just tell what’s wrong. They say, ‘Trump, we’ve never seen a patient like you. Your health? Perfect.’ And folks, it’s true, my health is tremendous. I don’t get sick. Ever. It’s like I have the best immune system. I could probably win a gold medal in immunity if they had it.
And let’s talk about hospitals, okay? You know, we’ve got the best ones. The biggest ones. Big hospitals. The best hospitals. Giant hospitals with so many floors, you don’t even know what to do with them. You walk in, and they’re like, ‘Mr. Trump, we’ve got the best doctors, the best machines, the best everything.’ And I say, ‘I know, I know—just give me my vitamins, and I’m good to go.’
In conclusion, folks, healthcare is easy. You don’t need all these doctors and procedures. You just need a little Trump magic. It’s like sprinkling fairy dust, okay? That’s the real secret. You want to be healthy? Think big, eat big, and take lots of vitamins. Believe me, you’ll feel great!"
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