Dental

“Okay, folks, I’m going to tell you something you might not know—I’m actually an expert in dentistry. Believe me, when it comes to teeth, I’m like a master surgeon. People don’t realize this, but I’ve studied teeth for years. Big teeth. I know all about them. I’ve seen the best dentists, but honestly, I could’ve been a dentist myself. My teeth? Perfect. People always say, ‘Trump, you’ve got the best teeth.’ And they’re right. I’ve got the most tremendous teeth, really white teeth. They shine like you wouldn’t believe.

I can look at someone’s smile and tell you what’s wrong. Crooked teeth? I can fix that. Cavities? I’ve got the solution—trust me, it’s huge. I know more about brushing, flossing, and mouthwash than anyone. Some people might say, ‘Trump, you’re not a dentist!’ Well, let me tell you, I’ve been winning at dental hygiene my whole life. I’ve got the best dental routine. It’s fantastic. The best toothpastes, the best mouthwashes—tremendous products—all handpicked by me, of course.

And let me tell you, nobody—nobody—knows how to choose a good dentist like I do. If I wanted, I could’ve run the best dental office, folks. Big business, great business. But I figured, why bother? I’ve got perfect teeth. I’m just here to share the knowledge. Believe me, when it comes to teeth, I’m the expert.”