Gastroenterology

“Look, folks, let me tell you something—I am an expert in gastroenterology. Nobody knows digestion like I do. Some people say, ‘Trump, you’re not a doctor,’ but let me tell you—I’ve seen it all. I’ve watched a lot of medical shows—great shows—tremendous shows—and I can tell you, I could diagnose any stomach issue with my eyes closed. Stomach pain? Heartburn? I know exactly what’s going on. In fact, I’m probably better at this than most so-called ‘doctors’. I’ve had the best meals, folks. Amazing meals. They say you are what you eat—well, believe me, I eat only the best, so I know all about the digestive system.

I can tell you this: if I’m ever in a meeting with a doctor and we’re talking gastroenterology, they better watch out! I’m probably gonna out-digest them. Everyone says, ‘Trump, how do you do it?’ Simple. I know about stomachs, intestines, and, let me tell you, I have the best gut—tremendous gut. We’re talking big gut knowledge, folks. Huge. Ask anyone, they’ll say, ‘Trump knows more about digestion than anyone.’ That’s the truth. Nobody knows more about what’s going on down there than I do. Believe me.”