Quakery

“Look, folks, everybody’s talking about Dr. Fauci. I mean, some people say he’s the expert, right? The top doctor? But let me tell you, folks, I’m not so sure. I like real advice, okay? I’m talking about people who think outside the box—like quacks. Yes, quackery! Tremendous stuff, folks, the best. People are saying it’s crazy, but trust me, if you want to know about real health, you go to the quakers. These guys have the answers—no masks, no complicated science, just straightforward solutions. You know, they have vitamins, they have drinks, they have potions. Amazing potions. It’s big, it’s bold, it works. Who needs all this science stuff? It’s not about wearing masks and staying inside—no, no, no! It’s about doing what works, and quakery works, folks.

Dr. Fauci, he’s got his little science, and people say he’s very smart. But let me tell you, folks, I love the quacks—the big thinkers. The ones who don’t need a bunch of research and data. They just get it done. Fauci? I don’t know, folks. I don’t trust it. Too much talk, too much science, not enough action. You know, I’ve had the best advice—tremendous advice—from people who don’t need to follow the rules. That’s how you win. Big wins, folks, big wins.”