Leon
Musk
Medical Achievements:
- Invented the Cure for “I’m Bored” Syndrome: Introducing Neuralink’s “CortexConnect,” which connects your brain to a downloadable collection of “cool ideas” to prevent boredom. (Side effects may include existential questioning and sporadic bursts of energy).
- Tesla Health Monitor: Successfully proved that you can achieve peak health by simply driving a Tesla to your doctor. It’s got everything, even self-healing tires.
- First Successful Mars Surgery (Concept): Proposed that the first surgery on Mars could involve removing bad ideas from people’s heads using just a SpaceX rocket and a very large band-aid. Still in the planning stages.
