Marjorie
Taylor Greene
Achievements:
- Invented the Cure for Common Sense: Took a wild guess at everything and somehow still managed to spark a nationwide debate.
- Medical “Discovery of the Year”: Proved that essential oils can’t cure COVID, but they sure can make you smell interesting while you’re asking where’s the evidence?
- Created the “If I Say It Enough, It Becomes True” Law: Accepted by millions of followers and approximately zero fact-checkers.
- National Hero for Standing Strong in the Face of Science and Reality: Every day is a victory when you can boldly declare “that’s not how things work” while being completely confident you’re right.