Robert
Kennedy
Quackery
Achievements:
- Civil Rights Advocate of the Year (Multiple Years): Literally wrote the book on how to make things better for everyone without even needing a cape.
- "Best Family Member for the Job" Award: That’s right, I wasn’t just “another Kennedy,” I earned it.
- Nominated for “Most Likely to Have a Monument Named After Them” (Still waiting... but hopeful).
- Peace Negotiator: Helped broker peace without using a single sandwich.